It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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