You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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