Whod you bang
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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