just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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