I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Randomize
