Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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