My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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