So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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