what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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