...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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