i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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