you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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