its not stalking. its research.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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