I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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