This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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