Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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