your room smells of hookers.
And success
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
