if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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