ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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