What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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