I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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