This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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