We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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