haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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