But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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