That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm at about main and main street
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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