You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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