Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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