i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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