opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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