I looked at my own cervix.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
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