i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize