you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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