It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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