Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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