Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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