My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
