Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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