No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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