it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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