You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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