So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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