Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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