my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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