just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Liz is crying about burritos again.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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