Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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