You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
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