i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
