i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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