My first STD was from a foam party
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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