yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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