8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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