a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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