No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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